Status: Snow complete!
A Guide to Building a Snowman
(Australian Edition)
Step 1: Find snow. Contrary to popular (Jackie's) belief, this does exist in Australia. Next, roll the snow into balls too large to lift, push or move anywhere.
(Australian Edition)
Step 1: Find snow. Contrary to popular (Jackie's) belief, this does exist in Australia. Next, roll the snow into balls too large to lift, push or move anywhere.
Step 2: In spite of Step 1, place slightly smaller ball on top of slightly larger ball, ensuring your estimates of "smaller" and "larger" are accurate (as not shown below).
Step 3: Salvage snowman.
Step 4: Find a head. If a human one is not readily available, a head made of snow will suffice.
Step 5: Place stones on snowman for eyes, mouth and buttons, sticks for arms and beanie for warmth. Oh, and you should have bought a carrot for the nose earlier. Probably should have mentioned that at the start.
Step 6: Add a fashionable scarf and the illusion is complete!
Step 7: Love your snowman. And name him Oscar (or, if you desire, something else entirely).
Step 8: Take a photograph of a bunny rabbit (optional).
Step 9: Assemble face before sun goes down, or risk merciless, demeaning comments from your boyfriend.
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